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Michelle Martorelli
- Aug 3, 2017
- 4 min
STILL BREATHING.
Hello friends, mostly family, and stalkers! I know it has been about 7 months since we last gathered here but whatevs, can’t stress about...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Jan 8, 2017
- 4 min
Hot For Teacher
WATCH OUT WORLD, I'M TEACHING AMERICA'S YOUTH! Kidding. But I was invited to do a lesson and demonstration for a group of Estheticians a...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Dec 21, 2016
- 2 min
Furtastic!
Nothing says adulting like paying someone $50 plus bucks to rip pubes off your crotch. #AmIRight? Waxing vs. Shaving! Rival teams! Exclud...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Dec 12, 2016
- 1 min
Haikus For Yous
That has got to hurt Girlfriend went down like a tree Try wearing some flats -Michelle E. Martorelli #lifestyle #hiakusforyous
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Michelle Martorelli
- Dec 9, 2016
- 6 min
Where Have You Been?
Puhhhleaaase! I think I've been everywhere and by everywhere I mean nowhere I've just been busy with "life." Lol I have yet talk to my re...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Nov 18, 2016
- 4 min
WE BELONG TOGETHER!
~I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT WHEN YOU ARE ON MY MIND~ I AM DEAD DEAD DEAAAAD The Mariah Carey Mac 23 Piece Holiday Preview is out! OH ...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Nov 14, 2016
- 3 min
On the Reg.
Like I’ve said before makeup and hair even at its most intricate should be applied simple and effortlessly. More fun that way I think, le...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Nov 1, 2016
- 2 min
Holly Jolly Shit Storm
Merry Christmas! It’s only the beginning of November and I’m here to shit on your Holiday Spirit! Mercury will be in retrograde during t...
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