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    STILL BREATHING.
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Aug 3, 2017
    • 4 min

    STILL BREATHING.

    Hello friends, mostly family, and stalkers! I know it has been about 7 months since we last gathered here but whatevs, can’t stress about...
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    For Auld Lang Syne, My Dear
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Jan 4, 2017
    • 4 min

    For Auld Lang Syne, My Dear

    CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DID IT! ANOTHER YEAR OVER AND YOU MADE IT! Barely? Me too. Just kidding 2016 was great for me! I posted a selfie on ...
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    Furtastic!
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Dec 21, 2016
    • 2 min

    Furtastic!

    Nothing says adulting like paying someone $50 plus bucks to rip pubes off your crotch. #AmIRight? Waxing vs. Shaving! Rival teams! Exclud...
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    On the Reg.
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Nov 14, 2016
    • 3 min

    On the Reg.

    Like I’ve said before makeup and hair even at its most intricate should be applied simple and effortlessly. More fun that way I think, le...
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    What The Eff Am I Supposed To Buy You?
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Nov 7, 2016
    • 3 min

    What The Eff Am I Supposed To Buy You?

    Don't you just love watching those cute news segments during the Gifting Season – “What to buy your____________.” And like You get excite...
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    Holly Jolly Shit Storm
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Nov 1, 2016
    • 2 min

    Holly Jolly Shit Storm

    Merry Christmas! It’s only the beginning of November and I’m here to shit on your Holiday Spirit! Mercury will be in retrograde during t...
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    She Puts The Lotion On The Skin
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Oct 27, 2016
    • 3 min

    She Puts The Lotion On The Skin

    I have decent skin. Although for the past month I was staring at my forehead thinking I could strum these lines like a banjo. I know some...
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    Bitch Stole My Face Part Deux
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Oct 1, 2016
    • 2 min

    Bitch Stole My Face Part Deux

    CAN YOU SMELL THE PUMPKIN SPICE????????????????????????????????????????????? HERE WE GOOOOO! Fall2016 Makeup Trends have fun make it your...
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    Blinded By The Light
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Sep 27, 2016
    • 2 min

    Blinded By The Light

    Do you ever think back to when you were younger and go over all the lessons/rules/regulations you’ve learned as a kid? I mean like basic ...
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    Her Skin is Flaking Like My Ideal Christmas Morning
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Aug 9, 2016
    • 3 min

    Her Skin is Flaking Like My Ideal Christmas Morning

    Her Skin is Flaking Like My Ideal Christmas Morning I should probably preface with I am not an esthetician. As much as I do love popping...
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    Oh, is That You? My Mistake.
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Jul 23, 2016
    • 2 min

    Oh, is That You? My Mistake.

    I thought you were a pack mule. And I’m over here like why do I have a bad back? It’s obviously easier when I’m working at the studio or ...
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