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Michelle Martorelli
- Dec 21, 2016
- 2 min
Furtastic!
Nothing says adulting like paying someone $50 plus bucks to rip pubes off your crotch. #AmIRight? Waxing vs. Shaving! Rival teams! Exclud...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Nov 14, 2016
- 3 min
On the Reg.
Like I’ve said before makeup and hair even at its most intricate should be applied simple and effortlessly. More fun that way I think, le...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Nov 1, 2016
- 2 min
Holly Jolly Shit Storm
Merry Christmas! It’s only the beginning of November and I’m here to shit on your Holiday Spirit! Mercury will be in retrograde during t...
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Michelle Martorelli
- Sep 27, 2016
- 2 min
Blinded By The Light
Do you ever think back to when you were younger and go over all the lessons/rules/regulations you’ve learned as a kid? I mean like basic ...
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