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    STILL BREATHING.
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Aug 3, 2017
    • 4 min

    STILL BREATHING.

    Hello friends, mostly family, and stalkers! I know it has been about 7 months since we last gathered here but whatevs, can’t stress about...
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    Furtastic!
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Dec 21, 2016
    • 2 min

    Furtastic!

    Nothing says adulting like paying someone $50 plus bucks to rip pubes off your crotch. #AmIRight? Waxing vs. Shaving! Rival teams! Exclud...
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    Gifts For Beauty Lovers That Won't Burn A Hole In Your Wallet!
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Dec 14, 2016
    • 3 min

    Gifts For Beauty Lovers That Won't Burn A Hole In Your Wallet!

    Have you ever felt like you could start fires with how many times you friction force swipe your credit card? Yeah, me too. Here are some ...
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    Haikus For Yous
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Dec 12, 2016
    • 1 min

    Haikus For Yous

    That has got to hurt Girlfriend went down like a tree Try wearing some flats -Michelle E. Martorelli #lifestyle #hiakusforyous
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    What The Eff Am I Supposed To Buy You?
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Nov 7, 2016
    • 3 min

    What The Eff Am I Supposed To Buy You?

    Don't you just love watching those cute news segments during the Gifting Season – “What to buy your____________.” And like You get excite...
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    Bitch Stole My Face Part Deux
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Oct 1, 2016
    • 2 min

    Bitch Stole My Face Part Deux

    CAN YOU SMELL THE PUMPKIN SPICE????????????????????????????????????????????? HERE WE GOOOOO! Fall2016 Makeup Trends have fun make it your...
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    Bitch Stole My Face Part Un
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Oct 1, 2016
    • 2 min

    Bitch Stole My Face Part Un

    Episode II Attack of the Clones All the same you look! *yoda ish voice* … well let’s just forget that ever happened… When are we going to...
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    Blinded By The Light
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Sep 27, 2016
    • 2 min

    Blinded By The Light

    Do you ever think back to when you were younger and go over all the lessons/rules/regulations you’ve learned as a kid? I mean like basic ...
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    Bush Face
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Sep 20, 2016
    • 2 min

    Bush Face

    I should probably start with addressing something very serious...... To the two readers that read this reading material (hi mom...jan-hel...
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    Her Skin is Flaking Like My Ideal Christmas Morning
    Michelle Martorelli
    • Aug 9, 2016
    • 3 min

    Her Skin is Flaking Like My Ideal Christmas Morning

    Her Skin is Flaking Like My Ideal Christmas Morning I should probably preface with I am not an esthetician. As much as I do love popping...
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