November 13, 2017

So let’s just hop right into this, shall we? I’ve been getting my lips done for almost 3 years now. I’ve tried pretty much every filler and have gone to different people but the past is the past dahling and we live in the now! But you already know I'm going to s...

January 5, 2017

Damn it- he knows.

I started seeing a clairvoyant regularly for about 3 years now. At a really confusing, low point in my life I intuitively knew I needed guidance that went beyond a shrink. Although... Michael kinda became that for me.

My October 15' reading...

December 13, 2016

You have got to be shitting me.


Opens Maps

Ok, the boozers in red will be around here and we are going to be here. 

Phew... Just going to miss them!


Oh god, 

I'm going to have to tell BFF Jan the awful news.

If only we...

December 9, 2016

Puhhhleaaase! I think I've been everywhere and by everywhere I mean nowhere I've just been busy with "life."


I have yet talk to my readers directly yet, but I see you Kansas and my 13 readers there !!! Ya'll probably don't need an explanation because you...

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Professional makeup artist and creator of Eyedolizeme, Michelle Martorelli  has been in the beauty biz for 9 years. Known for creating a range of works from simplistic to bolder, out of the box pieces on both the face and in her writing.  She is grateful for each day she gets to create. You may be able to find her under an umbrella at Kennebunk beach or shoving the cheese platter down her throat at a cocktail party.  She believes anything is possible when paired with confidence, perseverance, and an open mind…maybe a good pair of pumps too.


For Auld Lang Syne, My Dear

January 4, 2017

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