December 9, 2016

Puhhhleaaase! I think I've been everywhere and by everywhere I mean nowhere I've just been busy with "life."


I have yet talk to my readers directly yet, but I see you Kansas and my 13 readers there !!! Ya'll probably don't need an explanation because you...

November 7, 2016

Don't you just love watching those cute news segments during the Gifting Season –

 “What to buy your____________.”

And like

You get excited because you think the next 10 minutes is going to change your life

So you run into the kitchen screaming, "PEN!" While you run...

November 1, 2016

Merry Christmas!

It’s only the beginning of November and I’m here to shit on your Holiday Spirit!  Mercury will be in retrograde during the jolliest time of year Dec. 19th to the 31st.  If you’re one of those crazy psychopaths that enjoy shopping during this time...

October 27, 2016

I have decent skin. Although for the past month I was staring at my forehead thinking I could strum these lines like a banjo. I know someone (my bff Jan) would probably slap me across my face and say it’s perfect stop complaining but like with everything else I...

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Professional makeup artist and creator of Eyedolizeme, Michelle Martorelli  has been in the beauty biz for 9 years. Known for creating a range of works from simplistic to bolder, out of the box pieces on both the face and in her writing.  She is grateful for each day she gets to create. You may be able to find her under an umbrella at Kennebunk beach or shoving the cheese platter down her throat at a cocktail party.  She believes anything is possible when paired with confidence, perseverance, and an open mind…maybe a good pair of pumps too.


For Auld Lang Syne, My Dear

January 4, 2017

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