eyedolizeme

August 3, 2017

Hello friends, mostly family, and stalkers! I know it has been about 7 months since we last gathered here but whatevs, can’t stress about it. I’m alive and so is my dog with the shit hips!

So what the fuck’s up with me? So glad you asked, I’ve been trying to cros...

December 21, 2016

Nothing says adulting like paying someone $50 plus bucks to rip pubes off your crotch.

#AmIRight?

Waxing vs. Shaving!

Rival teams! Excluding the laser gang, but who cares about them?

Now I ask ya, why shave when it’s known that, when done correctly, waxing is...

December 14, 2016

Have you ever felt like you could start fires

with how many times you friction force swipe your credit card?

Yeah, me too.

Here are some Mich approved, beautifying holiday treats every beauty lover will appreciate!

SKIN CARE

Karuna Flawless Skin Kit

$39.00

P...

December 12, 2016

That has got to hurt

Girlfriend went down like a tree

Try wearing some flats

                                 

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Professional makeup artist and creator of Eyedolizeme, Michelle Martorelli  has been in the beauty biz for 9 years. Known for creating a range of works from simplistic to bolder, out of the box pieces on both the face and in her writing.  She is grateful for each day she gets to create. You may be able to find her under an umbrella at Kennebunk beach or shoving the cheese platter down her throat at a cocktail party.  She believes anything is possible when paired with confidence, perseverance, and an open mind…maybe a good pair of pumps too.

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For Auld Lang Syne, My Dear

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