October 8, 2016

Are you shitting me?!  Where am I supposed to put my bags?


Wow! Did these planes get smaller or is my ass just fatter? 

Oh good. Babies. Three. Babies.

Was that a dog that just barked?

Let me just sit down.


I smell shit.

Is it me?

No. Not me. It was the chil...

July 2, 2016

“What’s The Sitch?”

EyedolizeMe- what’s it mean, where did it come from?  Short version of the story would be: had a trade needed a name.  

Eye -facial feature ft. most used makeup products- eyedolize like idolize to love greatly, or admire, ME as in lit...

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Professional makeup artist and creator of Eyedolizeme, Michelle Martorelli  has been in the beauty biz for 9 years. Known for creating a range of works from simplistic to bolder, out of the box pieces on both the face and in her writing.  She is grateful for each day she gets to create. You may be able to find her under an umbrella at Kennebunk beach or shoving the cheese platter down her throat at a cocktail party.  She believes anything is possible when paired with confidence, perseverance, and an open mind…maybe a good pair of pumps too.


For Auld Lang Syne, My Dear

January 4, 2017

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