eyedolizeme

August 3, 2017

Hello friends, mostly family, and stalkers! I know it has been about 7 months since we last gathered here but whatevs, can’t stress about it. I’m alive and so is my dog with the shit hips!

So what the fuck’s up with me? So glad you asked, I’ve been trying to cros...

October 8, 2016

Are you shitting me?!  Where am I supposed to put my bags?

Hogs..

Wow! Did these planes get smaller or is my ass just fatter? 

Oh good. Babies. Three. Babies.

Was that a dog that just barked?

Let me just sit down.

Shit.

I smell shit.

Is it me?

No. Not me. It was the chil...

October 1, 2016

Episode II Attack of the Clones 

All the same you look! *yoda ish voice* 

… 

well let’s just forget that ever happened… 

When are we going to start admitting that the “fleeky” makeup trend is not a trend and has become total face stealing? 

I’m all abo...

August 6, 2016

Did You Ever Know That You’re My Hero?

I believe that everything in my bag could save a life. Just kidding. But seriously. Here’s a break down of what I got goin’ on in my purse AND my work tote because my purse is already packed like a stuffed sausage.

My wallet…...

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Professional makeup artist and creator of Eyedolizeme, Michelle Martorelli  has been in the beauty biz for 9 years. Known for creating a range of works from simplistic to bolder, out of the box pieces on both the face and in her writing.  She is grateful for each day she gets to create. You may be able to find her under an umbrella at Kennebunk beach or shoving the cheese platter down her throat at a cocktail party.  She believes anything is possible when paired with confidence, perseverance, and an open mind…maybe a good pair of pumps too.

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