August 3, 2017

Hello friends, mostly family, and stalkers! I know it has been about 7 months since we last gathered here but whatevs, can’t stress about it. I’m alive and so is my dog with the shit hips!

So what the fuck’s up with me? So glad you asked, I’ve been trying to cros...

December 14, 2016

Have you ever felt like you could start fires

with how many times you friction force swipe your credit card?

Yeah, me too.

Here are some Mich approved, beautifying holiday treats every beauty lover will appreciate!


Karuna Flawless Skin Kit



November 7, 2016

Don't you just love watching those cute news segments during the Gifting Season –

 “What to buy your____________.”

And like

You get excited because you think the next 10 minutes is going to change your life

So you run into the kitchen screaming, "PEN!" While you run...

October 1, 2016

CAN YOU SMELL THE PUMPKIN SPICE?????????????????????????????????????????????


Fall2016 Makeup Trends

have fun make it your own

Black Eyes

Punch who ever you want in the face to be on trend. very important.


Black Liner, Black Glossy Lids. Black Matt...

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Professional makeup artist and creator of Eyedolizeme, Michelle Martorelli  has been in the beauty biz for 9 years. Known for creating a range of works from simplistic to bolder, out of the box pieces on both the face and in her writing.  She is grateful for each day she gets to create. You may be able to find her under an umbrella at Kennebunk beach or shoving the cheese platter down her throat at a cocktail party.  She believes anything is possible when paired with confidence, perseverance, and an open mind…maybe a good pair of pumps too.


For Auld Lang Syne, My Dear

January 4, 2017

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